The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
Tonight, CeeLo and Adam sing with what’s left of their teams, and then ruthlessly rip to shred someone else’s dream. I love The Voice.
Glee, 8 p.m., Fox
Big Easy Justice, 10 p.m., SpikeTV
True story: My sister and I are in New Orleans in 1993, and we happen to be there for Final Four weekend (accidentally if you can believe it). Anyway, we got the last hotel room in the whole city, and went out and partied our brains out among the very tall people all night, and then hailed a cab back to our room. The cabbie was very nice and talked a lot about the city and then told us we had nothing to worry about in terms of crime because he had … this … and then he proceeded to show us the biggest handgun I have ever seen in my life. He was waving it all around in the air and talking about how he would not hesitate to blow the head off anyone who tried to rob his cab. Oddly, we did not feel safe.