The Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
Dee Snider! Really? All those “sirs” and “Yes, Mr. Trump"s and he’s FIRED. There is no justice.
The Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS
I won’t miss those Jersey-wanna-bes … but I do miss my awesome AR. Why is it so boring this year? Because they are tossing hay bales and manhandling apples?
Nurse Jackie, 9 p.m., Showtime
“Jackie realizes she needs help; All Saints is taken over by a corporation; Kevin learns about Jackie and Eddie; O'Hara shares a secret.” This is an action-packed half-hour season premiere.